Posted Mar 11th 2014 with 78,792 notes

makaracinnamon:

bardsplay:

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me sneakin up on da pussy

i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

(via dreaming-alittle-more)

Posted Mar 11th 2014 with 54,151 notes

thirstfollower:

me introducing myself on the first day of school:

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Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 249 notes
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 476,525 notes

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: ughadler, via doesntlookathinglike-jesus)

Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 151,479 notes

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

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Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 297,480 notes

gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

(Source: dickgumshoeofficial, via doesntlookathinglike-jesus)

Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 5,143 notes
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 140,487 notes

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 186,170 notes
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 10,314,422 notes
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 48,642 notes
monobeartheater:

maths666:

maths666:

Stop reblogging this

I don’t care. I don’t care anymore. Reblog this as many times as u want

it only has 150 notes you must not have much patience for notifications
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 503 notes
classicdisneytoys:

1988
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 322,307 notes
pixhai:

stay humble
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 178,274 notes
nanalew:

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS



SAME
Posted Mar 10th 2014 with 102,878 notes
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